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TAGS: legal immigration laws already exists
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OTC - June 30, 2013, 11:55 pm
I was being facetious about the red meat since a recent study showed liberals who don't... oh never mind, you guys don't understand sarcasm either
Renza - June 27, 2013, 8:16 am
Clearly we're now a scientologist nation, some guy wrote it on the internet a few words go, so it must be true.
Curlyrocks - June 26, 2013, 9:54 pm
Umm well do deer and moose count as red meat, or is it that they lacked guns and a religious zealousness? And President John Tyler said the US was not a Christian nation in 1843. 40171
OTC - June 26, 2013, 9:49 pm
Sounds like the natives didn't have enough red meat in their diet, but aren't you glad obama said this is no longer a Christian nation, we should see an end to violence now.
Renza - June 26, 2013, 6:02 pm
Good ol religion, it really brings out the sadistic genocidal maniac in people.
Curlyrocks - June 26, 2013, 5:42 pm
I think on Thanksgiving the natives gave a bunch of food to the pilgrims who then proceeded to act like monsters and yes TERRORIZE the Native population. And it was the pilgrims belief in Christianity that gave them the idea they where superior to them.
OTC - June 26, 2013, 4:38 pm
So now the Pilgrims were terrorist? Didn't they invite the indians to feast at something we call today as Thanksgiving? I guess there were no tribes attacking other tribes before whitey came here either. All that bad behavior from the gun & God clingers
Renza - June 26, 2013, 1:09 pm
only if there was already an indigenous population, otherwise they were settlers. and I believe the laws broken are most commonly referred to today as genocide and biological warfare.
OTC - June 26, 2013, 12:25 pm
So which immigration laws were in place that the Pilgrims violated? Didn't 'native' Americans migrate across the frozen Bering Strait making them immigrants as well?
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 11:10 pm
And before any one else mentions it I'll point out the Native American debate can go either way, yes it's hypocritical to tell immigrants to go back where they came from and deny them the privileges our ancestors had. But man did Indians get fu*ked over.
Curlyrocks - June 25, 2013, 11:07 pm
Oh is it, I don't remember the people of the Mayflower applying for any immigration status. I think they showed up and acted like a$$holes.


IT'S ONLY SEXIST HATRED IF SHE WERE A DEMOCRAT -


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StoneTools - June 4, 2013, 10:50 pm
There are more, would you like me to continue or do you still want to trash talk someone you don't support while ignoring gaffes by someone you worship?
StoneTools - June 4, 2013, 10:49 pm
"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong." Oh sorry, that was obama.
StoneTools - June 4, 2013, 10:42 pm
"One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world -- Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard." –mispronouncing "Corpsman" Oh, sorry, that was obama.
StoneTools - June 4, 2013, 10:42 pm
"We're the country that built the Intercontinental Railroad." Oh, sorry, that was obama
StoneTools - June 4, 2013, 10:41 pm
"When I meet with world leaders, what's striking -- whether it's in Europe or here in Asia..." -mistakenly referring to Hawaii as Asia while holding a press conference outside Honolulu. Oh, sorry, that was obama
StoneTools - June 4, 2013, 10:39 pm
"It's like — it was like Special Olympics, or something." Oh, sorry, that was obama
StoneTools - June 4, 2013, 10:38 pm
"I didn't want to get into a Nancy Reagan thing about doing any seances." Oh, sorry, that was obama.
StoneTools - June 4, 2013, 10:37 pm
""What I was suggesting — you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..." Oh, sorry, that was obama
StoneTools - June 4, 2013, 10:36 pm
biography of Churchill by Sir Martin Gilbert, among other things. Oh sorry, that was obama.
StoneTools - June 4, 2013, 10:35 pm
Obama allegedly gave Brown a "special collector's box" of 25 classic American DVDs while Brown gave the U.S. President an ornamental pen holder made from the timbers of the Victorian anti-slave ship HMS Gannet and a first edition of the seven-volume
StoneTools - June 4, 2013, 10:33 pm
"We don't have the technical capacity to create something like that. It's pretty extraordinary." — Obama, disavowing the possibility that a YouTube video mocking Hillary Clinton was created by his campaign staff. Oh, sorry, that was obama.
StoneTools - June 4, 2013, 10:32 pm
I've been to all 57 states. Oh, sorry that's obama.
foxrecon19d - June 4, 2013, 8:53 pm
And here is crankyhead, typical retarded Obama worshipper, brilliantly proving the point of this poster! Take it away, cranks!
crankyhead - May 31, 2013, 8:36 am
“You’re the state where the sh** was heard around the world at Lexington and Concord.” M Bachmann. Sorry lady, but New Hampshire is not Massachusetts. Unless, of course, you're dumb.
crankyhead - May 31, 2013, 8:35 am
“Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.” M Bachmann. Except for, y'know, the countless thousands that do.
crankyhead - May 31, 2013, 8:34 am
Too bad JQA was 8 years old at the time, otherwise her story would have made perfect sense.
crankyhead - May 31, 2013, 8:33 am
“But we also know that the very founders that wrote those documents worked tirelessly until slavery was no more in the United States … Men like John Quincy Adams would not rest until slavery was extinguished in the country.” M Bachmann.
crankyhead - May 31, 2013, 8:33 am
Unfortunately for her, not only is that impossible, but it also never happened.
crankyhead - May 31, 2013, 8:32 am
“I will tell you that I had a mother last night come up to me here in Tampa, Florida, after the debate. She told me that her little daughter took that vaccine that injection and she suffered from mental retardation thereafter.” M Bachmann.
crankyhead - May 31, 2013, 8:32 am
"Well what I want them to know is just like, John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa. That's the kind of spirit that I have, too." - M Bachmann. Too bad that John Wayne Gacy is from Waterloo, not John Wayne.
Oyster - May 31, 2013, 6:34 am
And in most cases, they have never heard the person speak, and have no idea what their positions are or their core beliefs. If they did inform themselves, they would be surprised at how their attitude towards that person would change.


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Who Are The Palestinians? -


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Curlyrocks - November 9, 2014, 11:55 pm
Say nothing and move on. The history lessons only get worse when they think some one is listening.
Zeitguy - November 8, 2014, 11:25 pm
Nice blog Vic.


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